This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
You look a lot like my next victim.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
I could never Passover you.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
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