I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
You have been running through my mind all day.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
You look good on your yoga mat.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I came here looking for a little tail.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
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