Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
"You deserve better and so do I."
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
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