Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Life is better when we stick together.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
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