Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
You sweep me off my feet!
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Sorry for not calling sooner, I was budy complaining to Spotify for not naming you the year's hottest single.
When are you due back in heaven?
Wanna see my world cup in action?
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
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