Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
In space, no one can hear us scream.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
My fridge is hotter than you.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
How hot does your gas oven get?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
I'd drink your bathwater.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
You're quite the catch, baby.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
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