Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
You leave me Wonton more.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
Nice Ass-teroid.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
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