You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Permission to board?
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
Can we still share a netflix account?
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
Let's cross the international dateline together.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
I’m looking for my soulmate. Do you think you could Aiden my search?
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
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