Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
Would you like to share fire with me?
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Please, please me
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I like you cherry much.
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
You look like my future ex wife.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Girl you are rocking this run.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
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