I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
You're hotter than a data center!
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
You look a lot like my next victim.
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