Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
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