You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Want to become my new personal best?
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
I give roughing a whole new definition.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Nice beach balls, can I play?
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
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