Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
I think we need to become better strangers.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
You’re more special than relativity.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
I now believe in Angels.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
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