Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
You have been running through my mind all day.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
I love all of your stratified layers!
You're a good egg.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
You sweep me off my feet!
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Hello there, how do you brew?
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
I know Benjamin Franklin.
So, is it my dugout or yours?
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Want to go for a ride?
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
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