Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
Do you believe in love at first flight?
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
I now believe in Angels.
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
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