It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
Nathan compares to you
I could never Passover you.
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
I think we need to become better strangers.
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
I love your energy.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
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