Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Can I be your next varietal?
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Your mausoleum or mine?
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
I bet you’re Ethan better in person
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
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