Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Are you a red light because stop.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
"My cat doesn't like you."
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
Let's Taco about love.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
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