Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Your lab or my lab?
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
God was just showing off when he made you.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
There’s snow one like you.
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
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