How about we get down to monkey business?
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
You had me at taco.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
You're the thought that counts!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.