Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
My fridge is hotter than you.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
You looked better when I was drunk.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
We're donion rings.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
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