I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Can you drive my car?
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
"You deserve better and so do I."
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
You're just my cup of tea!
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Honestly, I really lilac you.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
I bet you’re Ethan better in person
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Are you a model?
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
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