Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
I think my heart just lagged.
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
When are you due back in heaven?
I think I glove you.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
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