Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
How hot does your gas oven get?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
You are my density!
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Can you drive my car?
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
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