Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
Love me do
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
"My cat doesn't like you."
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
Honestly, I really lilac you.
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