I know Benjamin Franklin.
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
You’re more special than relativity.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
I want to stretch with you.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Can I be your next varietal?
If you were here, Abby all over you
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
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