You have been running through my mind all day.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
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I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
We're donion rings.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
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