How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
"You deserve better and so do I."
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Want to lock our bikes together?
I bet you’re really flexible.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
Let's boomerbang!
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Except the direction I'm walking in.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Let’s put our tulips together.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
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