Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
Let’s put our tulips together.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Can I claim your baggage?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
I want you for no raisin.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
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