Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
"It's not me, it's you!"
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
I think we need to become better strangers.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
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