I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
I think we need to become better strangers.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
We're donion rings.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.