You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
You're my missing ingredient.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
I want you for no raisin.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
You are my butter-half!
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
I think we're mint to be!
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
How hot does your gas oven get?
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
You are my raisin to smile.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
I want you. I knead you.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
I like you cherry much.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
You're spicier than Sriracha.