If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
I think you're barbe-cute.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
You are my butter-half!
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
I cannoli have eyes for you.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
I want you. I knead you.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!