I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.