Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
There’s snow one like you.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.