Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
There’s snow one like you.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.