Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
When are you going to invite me to church?
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
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