I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
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