Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
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