Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
I've only got three months to live.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Are you a model?
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
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