I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
I want you more than I want world peace.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Are you a model?
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Someone said you were looking for me.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
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