Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
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