What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I want you more than I want world peace.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Are you a model?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
When God made you, he was just showing off.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
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