Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Are you a model?
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
I've only got three months to live.
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