Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
I've only got three months to live.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
I want you more than I want world peace.
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