Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Are you a model?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Someone said you were looking for me.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
When God made you, he was just showing off.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.