What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
I've only got three months to live.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
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