Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
I've only got three months to live.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Are you a model?
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!