Are you a model?
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
When God made you, he was just showing off.
I want you more than I want world peace.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I've only got three months to live.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
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