If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Someone said you were looking for me.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Are you a model?
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
I want you more than I want world peace.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
When God made you, he was just showing off.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
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