Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
I've only got three months to live.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?