That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
I want you more than I want world peace.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Are you a model?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
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