Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
You had me at taco.
Haida there, gorgeous.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
I really caribou-t you.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
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