My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Haida there, gorgeous.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
I really caribou-t you.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
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