My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
You had me at taco.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
I really caribou-t you.
Wanna churn butter with me?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
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