Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
You had me at taco.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
I really caribou-t you.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Wanna churn butter with me?
I really caribou-t you.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.