My feelings for you are Mont-real.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
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