Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
You had me at taco.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
I really caribou-t you.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
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