You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
I really caribou-t you.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Haida there, gorgeous.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Wanna churn butter with me?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
I really caribou-t you.