How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
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