You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Haida there, gorgeous.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
You had me at taco.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
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