Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Haida there, gorgeous.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
I really caribou-t you.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
You had me at taco.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?