You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Haida there, gorgeous.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Wanna churn butter with me?
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