I really caribou-t you.
I really caribou-t you.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Haida there, gorgeous.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Wanna churn butter with me?
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You had me at taco.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
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