I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
You had me at taco.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
I really caribou-t you.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
I really caribou-t you.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Haida there, gorgeous.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
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