Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
You had me at taco.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
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