I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
I really caribou-t you.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Haida there, gorgeous.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
You had me at taco.
I really caribou-t you.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
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