Wanna churn butter with me?
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
You had me at taco.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Haida there, gorgeous.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
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