Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
I really caribou-t you.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Haida there, gorgeous.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Wanna churn butter with me?
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
You had me at taco.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
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