Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
I really caribou-t you.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
You had me at taco.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
I really caribou-t you.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Haida there, gorgeous.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Wanna churn butter with me?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
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