I really caribou-t you.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
I really caribou-t you.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
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