My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Wanna churn butter with me?
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
I really caribou-t you.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
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