Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
I really caribou-t you.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Wanna churn butter with me?
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Haida there, gorgeous.
I really caribou-t you.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
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