I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Haida there, gorgeous.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
I really caribou-t you.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
You had me at taco.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
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