You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Wanna churn butter with me?
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
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