You look like my future ex wife.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
I think we need to become better strangers.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
I really like you. So does my wife.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
You looked better when I was drunk.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
You are so right. And I am so left.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
"You deserve better and so do I."
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
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