We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
You look like my future ex wife.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
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