Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
You are so right. And I am so left.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
We're donion rings.
You look like my future ex wife.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.