Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
"You deserve better and so do I."
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
"My cat doesn't like you."
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
You looked better when I was drunk.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
We're donion rings.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
We should make like your parents and split.