Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Can we still share a netflix account?
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
We're donion rings.