Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
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