Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
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