My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.