Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
How about we get down to monkey business?
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!