Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
You had me at ruff.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.