Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
You had me at ruff.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
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