Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
You had me at ruff.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
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