You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
How about we get down to monkey business?
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.