Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
You had me at ruff.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
How about we get down to monkey business?
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
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