How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
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