Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
You had me at ruff.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.