Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
You had me at ruff.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
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