Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
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