I can turn your software into hardware.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Your lab or my lab?
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
You are the object of my preposition.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
You are my density!
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
You’re more special than relativity.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
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