Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
You are the object of my preposition.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?