If you where a sheep I would clone you.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
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