Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
You are the object of my preposition.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
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