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Golfing With the Wife and the Doctor

Edited By: Jake Ramirez

A husband decides to join his wife for the first time playing golf. He's never really been into the game, but since his wife was playing with all these men around, he wanted to come and check it out. 

All day long he complains: About the heat, about the other people, about how long it's taking...

They are on the 9th green when suddenly he collapses from a heart attack!

"Help me," he groans to his wife. 

The wife calls 911 on her cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up her putter, and lines up her putt. 

Her husband raises his head off the green and stares at her. "I'm dying over here and you're putting?" 

"Don't worry dear," says the wife calmly, "they found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you." 

"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" he asks feebly.

"No time at all," says his wife. "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through."

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