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Vegetable Puns
Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.
Tree Puns
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
Bee Puns
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
Toucan Puns
Making puns ha?
Toucan play that game.
Turtle Puns
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Egg Puns
Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
Book Puns
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Pun Puns
How were these puns about puns?
They were pun-questionably pun-fortunate!
How would you describe a pun about a pun?
They're pun-ishingly bad!
What did the pun mom say to the new pun dad?
We have a pun in the oven!
What a pun's dream job?
To be an acu-pun-cturist!
What's a pun's best trait?
His pun-ctuality!
What type of apartment does a pun live in?
The pun-thouse!
Puns make me numb, but math puns make me...
Number.
Why was the pun a bad comedian?
He never got the pun-chline right!
What happened when the pun misbehaved in school?
He was pun-alized with detention!
Why did the two puns go to camp together?
They wanted to be pun-kmates!
What did the pun say to his annoying colleague?
You're being pun-reasonable right now!
Have you ever tried to write your own puns?
It's a fairly difficult pun-dertaking!
Why did the pun fail his English class?
He didn't use proper pun-ctuation!
WOOD you tell give some wood puns?
What's a pun's favorite movie?
It's a Punderful Life!
Halloween Puns
I hope these Halloween puns don't drive you batty.
Nuts Puns
Many people have puns, but they will nut tella you.
Dad Puns
The only good pun is a dad pun
but who am I kidding?
Mother Puns
These aren't your mom's puns, these are your sisters puns. Tam-puns
Rabbit Puns
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Chemistry Puns
Wanna hear a pun about gold? AU!
St. Patrick's Day Puns
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Physics Puns
Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...

It hertz.
Biology Puns
Do you find bone puns humerus?
Fruit Puns
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Name Pick Up Lines
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
Vehicle Puns
Car puns are really tiring
Mushroom Puns
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
Potato Puns
Potato puns are a-peeling.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
Puns
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Not all math puns are bad.
Just sum.
An unlucky skydiver's last pun: 'Ah chute!'
A Pun, a Play on Words, and a Limerick walk into a bar....
No Joke.
Funny Limericks
A man was once offended
By a pun writing contest he entered
He submitted ten
Sure that one would win
But alas no pun in ten did.
Salad Puns
I had a salad pun, but I tossed it
Wine Puns
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
Eye Puns
Bad puns are how eye roll.
This eye pun couldn't be any cornea.
Easter Puns
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Pea Puns
Peas excuse how bad this pun is.
Bone Puns
I find bone puns very
Humerus.
Bread Puns
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Monster Puns
Vampires love corny jokes and puns. I don't think they're funny, but it's probably to do with them being pun-dead.
Laundry Puns
Laundry puns?
I got loads of them.
Werewolf Puns
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Pumpkin Puns
I'm the pun King of Halloween.
Meat Puns
No one likes sausage puns, they are the wurst!
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
History Puns
Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant.