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pun Jokes and more.
Meat Puns
No one likes sausage puns, they are the wurst!
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
Werewolf Puns
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Funny Limericks
A man was once offended
By a pun writing contest he entered
He submitted ten
Sure that one would win
But alas no pun in ten did.
Salad Puns
I had a salad pun, but I tossed it
Pea Puns
Peas excuse how bad this pun is.
Fruit Puns
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Rabbit Puns
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Vegetable Puns
Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.
Bone Puns
I find bone puns very
Humerus.
Easter Puns
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Dad Puns
The only good pun is a dad pun
but who am I kidding?
Pumpkin Puns
I'm the pun King of Halloween.
Toucan Puns
Making puns ha?
Toucan play that game.
Name Pick Up Lines
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
Wine Puns
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
Potato Puns
Potato puns are a-peeling.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
Eye Puns
Bad puns are how eye roll.
This eye pun couldn't be any cornea.
Mushroom Puns
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
Mother Puns
These aren't your mom's puns, these are your sisters puns. Tam-puns
Turtle Puns
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
History Puns
Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant.
Halloween Puns
I hope these Halloween puns don't drive you batty.
St. Patrick's Day Puns
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Monster Puns
Vampires love corny jokes and puns. I don't think they're funny, but it's probably to do with them being pun-dead.
Bee Puns
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
Vehicle Puns
Car puns are really tiring
Pun Puns
How were these puns about puns?
They were pun-questionably pun-fortunate!
How would you describe a pun about a pun?
They're pun-ishingly bad!
What did the pun mom say to the new pun dad?
We have a pun in the oven!
What a pun's dream job?
To be an acu-pun-cturist!
What's a pun's best trait?
His pun-ctuality!
What type of apartment does a pun live in?
The pun-thouse!
Puns make me numb, but math puns make me...
Number.
Why was the pun a bad comedian?
He never got the pun-chline right!
What happened when the pun misbehaved in school?
He was pun-alized with detention!
Why did the two puns go to camp together?
They wanted to be pun-kmates!
What did the pun say to his annoying colleague?
You're being pun-reasonable right now!
Have you ever tried to write your own puns?
It's a fairly difficult pun-dertaking!
Why did the pun fail his English class?
He didn't use proper pun-ctuation!
WOOD you tell give some wood puns?
What's a pun's favorite movie?
It's a Punderful Life!
Tree Puns
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
Physics Puns
Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...

It hertz.
Nuts Puns
Many people have puns, but they will nut tella you.
Bread Puns
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Puns
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Not all math puns are bad.
Just sum.
An unlucky skydiver's last pun: 'Ah chute!'
A Pun, a Play on Words, and a Limerick walk into a bar....
No Joke.
Book Puns
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Chemistry Puns
Wanna hear a pun about gold? AU!
Egg Puns
Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
Laundry Puns
Laundry puns?
I got loads of them.
Biology Puns
Do you find bone puns humerus?