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Vegetable Puns
Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.
Puns
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Not all math puns are bad.
Just sum.
An unlucky skydiver's last pun: 'Ah chute!'
A Pun, a Play on Words, and a Limerick walk into a bar....
No Joke.
Laundry Puns
Laundry puns?
I got loads of them.
Salad Puns
I had a salad pun, but I tossed it
Fruit Puns
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Pea Puns
Peas excuse how bad this pun is.
Egg Puns
Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
Werewolf Puns
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Tree Puns
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
Easter Puns
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Name Pick Up Lines
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
Chemistry Puns
Wanna hear a pun about gold? AU!
Monster Puns
Vampires love corny jokes and puns. I don't think they're funny, but it's probably to do with them being pun-dead.
Meat Puns
No one likes sausage puns, they are the wurst!
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
Pun Puns
How were these puns about puns?
They were pun-questionably pun-fortunate!
How would you describe a pun about a pun?
They're pun-ishingly bad!
What did the pun mom say to the new pun dad?
We have a pun in the oven!
What a pun's dream job?
To be an acu-pun-cturist!
What's a pun's best trait?
His pun-ctuality!
What type of apartment does a pun live in?
The pun-thouse!
Puns make me numb, but math puns make me...
Number.
Why was the pun a bad comedian?
He never got the pun-chline right!
What happened when the pun misbehaved in school?
He was pun-alized with detention!
Why did the two puns go to camp together?
They wanted to be pun-kmates!
What did the pun say to his annoying colleague?
You're being pun-reasonable right now!
Have you ever tried to write your own puns?
It's a fairly difficult pun-dertaking!
Why did the pun fail his English class?
He didn't use proper pun-ctuation!
WOOD you tell give some wood puns?
What's a pun's favorite movie?
It's a Punderful Life!
Bee Puns
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
Funny Limericks
A man was once offended
By a pun writing contest he entered
He submitted ten
Sure that one would win
But alas no pun in ten did.
St. Patrick's Day Puns
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Halloween Puns
I hope these Halloween puns don't drive you batty.
Eye Puns
Bad puns are how eye roll.
This eye pun couldn't be any cornea.
Turtle Puns
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Dad Puns
The only good pun is a dad pun
but who am I kidding?
Bread Puns
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Wine Puns
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
Potato Puns
Potato puns are a-peeling.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
Nuts Puns
Many people have puns, but they will nut tella you.
Toucan Puns
Making puns ha?
Toucan play that game.
History Puns
Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant.
Biology Puns
Do you find bone puns humerus?
Bone Puns
I find bone puns very
Humerus.
Book Puns
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Mother Puns
These aren't your mom's puns, these are your sisters puns. Tam-puns
Mushroom Puns
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
Vehicle Puns
Car puns are really tiring
Physics Puns
Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...

It hertz.
Pumpkin Puns
I'm the pun King of Halloween.
Rabbit Puns
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.