What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.