What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.