Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.