What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.