Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!