I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.