What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.